dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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