is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
Randomize
