Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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