My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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