Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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