There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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