ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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