Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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