we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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