Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
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