He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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