hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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