So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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