ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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