win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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