HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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