Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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