google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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