IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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