Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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