Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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