She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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