i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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