i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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