Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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