I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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