Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
If that was your dad, he is hot
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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