just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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