just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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