There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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