dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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