4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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