Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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