i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Randomize
