i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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