but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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