***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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