for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Randomize
