You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
My dick has a subreddit
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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