well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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