I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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