ya dads aren't the best wingmen
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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