I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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