i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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