That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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