he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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