summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
only if we run a train.
done.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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