a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Send help, water and tortillas.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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