Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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