Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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