My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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