drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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