As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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